» Sympathy for the Brownie

Have you seen me?
Down in Rivervale
I'm a Brownie of style and charm
Been buggin Haffers a long time now
Stole their Jumjum from cupboards and farms

I was there when Nurgal's Stone
Brought Innoruuk's curse to the west
And watched while Mangler's wretched hide
Turned to grey and lay to rest

Hey, thanks for visiting
Years will test my fame
You'll go far and wide
But you'll always remember my name

I outlived Sherrifs and the Mayor
Saw priests and trainers come and go
Old Chomper tried to nibble me bumm
Stole some thread, my pants to sow

I ran amok
stole the sherrif's sock
While he collected warbeeds
From the newbies stock

Hey, thanks for visiting
Years will test my fame
You'll go far and wide
But you'll always remember my name

I laughed and rolled
as tales where told
For five hundred years
and tapped their beers

I scooted round
Tripped the Deputies
Cause after all
It gave me glee

So sit right down, And act a clown
I'm a browie of style and speed
Give up the Jumjum and do a dance
You got the root that I need


Hey, thanks for visiting
Years will test my fame
You'll go far and wide
But you'll always remember my name



Hey, thanks for visiting
Years will test my fame
You'll go far and wide
But you'll always remember my name


Every Halfling in Rivervale
Lock their Jumjum up tight
Just call me Nillipus
And I'm chewing on Jumjum tonight

So if you pass through Rivervale
Watch for bixies, wolves and bees
Keep our hands off my Jumjum
or I'll jump and bite your knees!



Hey, thanks for visiting
Years will test my fame
You'll go far and wide
But you'll always remember my name


*spoken*
Nillipus Nillipus is my name, 
stealing Jumjum is my game. 
Think you can catch me? Lets see if you can. 
I'll always run faster than YOU ever ran!