Cream for your Face

I met Foster Graham and oh, what a ham
Me and Trueflight, came ready to aid..
Was it Dragons or Gnolls, that upset him so?
NOPE, he wanted cream for his face..

Being Strong, Being Tough, Just Ain't enough
Shining Armor - wont help you today..
When you're showin your age, and life turns a page
Some times.. you need cream for your faaaace..

To say you were Vane, would just be too tame
Concieded.. too good for this place..
Well Slugs I did kill, their glade made me ill
But here ya go.. some cream for your face..

Being Strong, Being Tough, Just Ain't enough
Shining Armor - wont help you today..
When you're showin your age, and life turns a page
Some times.. you need cream for your faaaace..