Greater Faydark Girls

Well Qeynos girls are Cute
Flowers and Ribbons up in there hair
And Big Bend girls, ogres and trols
Knock me out if I go there

Gnome and Halfing ladies, just alittle
too short to do me right
And the Kerran babes, with their furry coats
I'd be coughing furballs up all night

But I wish they all could be Greater Faydark
I wish they all could be Greater Faydark
I wish they all could be Greater Faydark Girls..

The Dark Elves got exotic looks
with a blue and natural tan
I saw barbarian ladies, all working out
could lift this elf with just one hand

Antonica's Human ladies, were good
but they're all just kinda plain
I'd be bringing Ratonga girls cheeze and cookies
all night long, it'd be a pain

But I wish they all could be Greater Faydark
I wish they all could be Greater Faydark
I wish they all could be Greater Faydark Girls..