The History of Norrath The History of Norrath - Parody of We didn't start the fire, by Billy Joel 1) Original EQ Qeynos City, Dock and Sail, EverFrost's frozen hail Karana's Plains, Class-Balance pains, Nagafen's Lair Greater Faydark lookin fine, Dwarves hide out in their mines Dark Elf Girls in Red Bikini's, Newbies stop and stare *guitar* Halfling's in Rivervale, Unrest's mobs lookin pale Druid's making lots of cash, for buffing and SOW Level cap starts to raise, drinking put us in a haze Vox in her frozen cave, puttin on a show *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All trying to have fun *Chorus* 2) Ruins of Kunak Kunark with Iksar play, In Ill Omen every day Firiona'Vie fending off OverThere Plots Forest Giants, hills of stone, Sarnaks are skin and bones WyrmSlayer, Epic Quests, Timorous FirePots Burning Woods, newb's can't find, it keeps moving, joking time Karnor's castle running trains, corpse runs are a ball Trakanon Warping round, Gorenaire hits the ground Kithicor and Dark Elf War, Innoruuk just kills them all! *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All trying to have fun *Chorus* 3) Velious (higher) Velious' Frozen ice, snow and Griffons fill the skies Layered Quests Ring and Shawl, Sleeper wakes to kill us all Frosty Dwarves, Giant Town, Western Wastes, Velks slippin round Waking lands green with trees, Necropolis brings us to our knees *guitar riff* *harmozied first few* Plane of Growth, Tunare is here, Elves (high and wood) cry and cheer Icebreaker skims the water, but very soon to disapear Faction hunting, Armor Quests, Classes fighting Best of Best Great Divide, Sparks a war, corpse lost in the Plane of Fear *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All trying to have fun *Chorus* 4) Luclin Brand new look, the Modles took, Things to Craft, Food to Cook Horses for us to ride, Seru / Castellum chose your side Nexus takes us here and there, the Deep is baren with no Air Paludal with Bonus, Good, Maiden's Eye a lunar wood? Baz-zar Marketplace, Beastlord Class, VahShir Race Temple, Thal, Groves and Plains Twilight Armors not worth the Pain. *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All trying to have fun *Chorus* 5) EQ2 Sleeping for 500 Years, Luclin Shattered, Faydwer Tears War breaks the furtile land, Qeynos holds the hope of man Gods have turned their backs, let us fall through the cracks Floods change lay of land, Freeport under Lucan's Hand Black Burrow's grown and thrived, Deathfist Orcs have survived Fippy's heir in our hair, Fallen Gate - Neriak's Fate Thund'ring Steppes are Karana's Plains, wait, I hear a familar name Grim-Feather's about the pass, but we need a raid to kick his ass *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All of us keep logging on and on and on and on *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All trying to have fun *Chorus* *Chorus* We didn't crash the server We were hunting and crafting then we Had to log back in We didn't crash the server Too many Toons on All trying to have fun *Chorus*