The Mushroom Hat
- Parody of "Bargain" by the Who

We scowered Norrath to find you
A Fury, our group had to have
Hunt with you
You'd join us and we'd be glad

Your reputation proceeds you
You'd tell us to follow, we will
A Hero
Think of all Adventures we'd have

BUT then you Showed up
With a Mushroom Hat
With a Mushroom Haaaaat

We scowered Norrath to find you
Not we expected that's true
Hunt with you
Your might, we wish we had

We stood there all in stunned silence
You pledged all the strength that you could
Joined with you
You'd give us all that you have

We can't stop
Looking at your Mushroom hat
At your Mushroom Haaaaat

--
As we go down
Into the Hole on a Mission
You're more than your clothing..
But could you..
Maybe try a cowl, or maybe a Hood?
Perhaps a Fez would be good
that headgear, to us, to me.. so distracting..
--

We stood there, all in stunned silence
Your reputation we shed
We droped you
You're angry, disapointed and sad

We scowered Norrath to find you
But your hat was so bad
So Unfair
I'm sorry, your fashion scense is so bad

We just cant
Get over that Mushroom hat
Oh that Mushroom Haaaaat